It's Tuesday and therefore Death Match Day. Actually, it's International Talk Like Pirate Day but screw that I'm waxing metaphoric on something far more awesome.

Black Guardian v. White Guardian

Yes, kiddies. It's Doctor Who meta time.

In the right corner we have The Black Guardian:

( the Black Guardian... )

Moving on...

In the left corner we have The White Guardian:

( the White Guardian... )
The Match...

Neither ever wins.

They're the ultimate antropomorphic [behold the buzz word for this rants] slash couple. When it comes to the universe, they're an old married couple. They bitch and they fight and wind up mad at each other, but at the end of the day, they kiss and they make up.

They have minions too. Which makes the make up, just a bit more kinky.

I can't honestly say which one I like more, because while the Black Guardian has that cool bad boy thing, the homicidal maniac bit never did float my boat, and I'm a bit afraid of the White Guardian.

However.

Romana/Turlough would be hot.

I will write this now.

Opinions always welcome.